(Here's the humourous portion of the website, Mrs. Boehle)
Judges:
- Thaddius T. Peppersnout III
- A room full of crickets
- A goldfish
- Some homeless guy? He won't leave, so sure, he's a judge
- The decomposing body of Mr. Orwell himself
- A pigeon? Seriously? This is ridiculous
- *Sigh* The former surviving cast of "Saved by the Bell"
- The spinner from "Wheel of Fortune." Nobody's there to spin it, it's just there, with nothing to do
- Anyone else who has the misfortune to be in the room when it's locked. This seriously happened to a woman in labour a few years back, we're celebrating Little Georgie's birthday at the same time, by the way.
- Miley Cyrus locked in a warehouse, she won't stop licking the tools